We recently watched The Third Man , a cynical tale of moral relativism filmed entirely in bombed-out Vienna in 1948. There is a famous line about cuckoo clocks spoken by Orson Wells, the anti-hero Harry Lime: “Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” Great line; false premise. According to the Smithsonian Magazine ( Smithsonian Mag ): And though he may have been a genius, Welles was wrong about the history of the cuckoo clock. “When the film came out,” he told Peter Bogdanovich, “the Swiss very nicely pointed out to me that they’ve never made any cuckoo clocks!” Indeed, although often associated with Switzerland, the cuckoo clock was more likely invented in Germany sometime in the...